Not even salt can make your hands taste good

Lissy, 20, Artist, Blackpool
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barebackinq:

*runs out of breath while eating*

(via fake-mermaid)

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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(via jiterburg)

ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

(via thefuuuucomics)

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

  • AND
  • I
  • AINT
  • FUCKING
  • SCARED
  • OF 
  • HIM

(Source: versallles, via sgtsteverogers)

soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
me: chill
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*